Monday, October 06, 2008

Ad Campaigns I'd Like to See Obama Run

Now that personal attacks are the only weapon McCain has left, here are some that Obama can add to his Keating 5 assault:

1. McCain's a gambler It's well known that he doesn't mind throwing around $100 chips at casinos. Bring this to light and ask the voting public if they want a gambler to lead their country through rough times.
2. Maverick = Unstable Instead of tacitly agreeing with the idea that being a maverick is a sign of laudable independence, start framing it as a mental trait unbefitting a leader who must weigh the complex elements of a changing world. Oh, and also not a good trait for a Commander-in-Chief.
3. Macho man Make prominent the crappy way he has treated the women in his life and his flip-flopping on womens' rights. Characterize a woman who votes for McCain as a co-dependent enabler.

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